Bicycle Joke
A kid asks his dad for a bicycle, the dad says " no son, I cant afford to buy you a new bike I have an $80,000 mortgage on this house". The next day the kid is on his way out of the house with a suitcase and his father asks him where he is going. The boy says to his father "well, when I walked by your room last night I heard you say you were pullin' out and mom said she was comin' too and I'll be damned if I'm gonna stay here with an $80,000 mortgage and no bicycle!!"
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