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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my I-Pod.
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ROFLMAO!!!
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A bud sent this to me yesterday:
The Fishing Trip
Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming
fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go
this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing
and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated.
The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake to set up
camp, they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting at the
campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and
a camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?"
"I didn't have to," Dave replied.
Yesterday, when I left work , I went home and slumped down in my
chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing.
Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said,
'Surprise'!"
"When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful
see through negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the bedroom, tie me
to the bed and you can do whatever you want'.....
So, Here I am!"
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HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO!
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