Awesome thread!
Awesome thread!
A man and a woman are on their honeymoon. The new wife takes her clothes off and falls back on the bed telling her new husband that she is a virgin and to be easy on her. The man instantly throws his pants on and runs out the door with a look of fear on his face. Later that night the man ended up at his parents place sipping coffee with his father. His father told him " if she aint good enough fer her family , she IS NOT good enough for ours".
ROFL! that was my favorite, AND SO TRUE!