I'm sitting here on the computer watching Youtube videos. (w/ the headphones on) The doorbell rings, (strange for this hour) so I get upstairs to the front room and there is some nut on my porch. Ringing the doorbell and now banging on the wooden door. I ask who it is and what they want. The guy replies, "Shawn." To which I say, "I don't know you." He then starts to turn the door knob and push against the door. F'n great... I'm in shorts and a t-shirt without any kind of weapon near by if this fool decides to break the door in. I stick my foot against the door - like it will keep the door closed... He then says, "I'm cold and hurt, just look out your window, I'm standing right here." Not happening. I tell him, "You have about five seconds to get off of my porch and beat it or I'm calling the Lakewood PD." Then I get the heart dropper. "Just shoot me." Holy $h*t, not what I want to hear... My wife is sleeping 20 steps away upstairs, (now awake at this point) there is a crazy dude on my front porch asking to be shot and I have to go and grab a phone to call the cops... Joy! Even w/ the snow and ice it didn't take long for the police cruisers to make a showing. I didn't get a good look at him before he took off. All I know is he headed east down my street. I hope the cops caught up w/ him. I'll have a wonderful time trying to get some sleep tonight... Moral of the story, never never NEVER open the door in a situation like this.