The blonde is flying along, in a two-seater airplane, with her Pilot.
All of a sudden the Pilot has heart attack and dies.
She frantically calls a "May Day!"
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My Pilot had a heart attack and is dead, and I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying, "This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it.
I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine!
" Please indicate your height and present position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
"O.K." says the voice from the tower, " Now repeat after me, Our Father, Who art in Heaven ........."