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    So today after work I get in my car. And I try to playfully climb a little snow mound in the parking lot. I put it in 4L, everything seems good. Attempt 1, didnt get nowhere. Attempt 2, nothing either.

    So I back up and decide to call it quits. I put it in neutral to shift back to 4H, but it doesn't seem to wanna go. I put it in park and hear "shgjhghghhghghg" and think "oh sh*t" I then try to see if I can still move......no dice.

    Can't get it in gear, can't move at all. So long story short, Landcruiser is parked in the lot of a Bed Bath and Beyond behind held back by nothing more than the parking break (which I expect to freeze sometime over the night).

    Awesome right? I guess it's time for a H55f

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    "So today after work I get in my car. And I try to playfully climb a little snow mound in the parking lot. I put it in 4L, everything seems good. Attempt 1, didnt get nowhere. Attempt 2, nothing either.

    So I back up and decide to call it quits. I put it in neutral to shift back to 4H, but it doesn't seem to wanna go. I put it in park and hear "shgjhghghhghghg" and think "oh sh*t" I then try to see if I can still move......no dice.

    Can't get it in gear, can't move at all. So long story short, Landcruiser is parked in the lot of a Bed Bath and Beyond behind held back by nothing more than the parking break (which I expect to freeze sometime over the night).

    Awesome right? I guess it's time for a H55f "

    I would at least wait till it warms up a bit first before writing it off completely. When stuff gets this cold, weird stuff happens.

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    Yeah that's what I hope might save it.

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    What Josh said...

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    Lesson learned. I am super nice to my rig when it is cold. I have had so much break over the years on the coldest days it taught me to be cautious.

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    So now that it's a balmy -6 degrees outside, is there any change?

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    Since we're having some MN temps right now it's time to use some appropriate warming techniques. I suggest my neighbors favorite - remove the legs from your grill, throw on some charcoal, light it and slide it under the truck for a few hours and hope it's not in flames when you come back.
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    Mporter previously posted:
    "Can't get it in gear, can't move at all. So long story short, Landcruiser is parked in the lot of a Bed Bath and Beyond behind held back by nothing more than the parking break (which I expect to freeze sometime over the night)."

    Sorry to hear about this Matt! Automatics can have some serious suck in the cold!
    Chris previously posted:
    "Since we're having some MN temps right now it's time to use some appropriate warming techniques. I suggest my neighbors favorite - remove the legs from your grill, throw on some charcoal, light it and slide it under the truck for a few hours and hope it's not in flames when you come back."

    Im missing the outlets in parking lots on days like this.

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    Mporter previously posted:
    ""shgjhghghhghghg""

    that noise tells me its your 2nd gear ( oh come on that was a funny joke.)

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    Since we're having some MN temps right now it's time to use some appropriate warming techniques. I suggest my neighbors favorite - remove the legs from your grill, throw on some charcoal, light it and slide it under the truck for a few hours and hope it's not in flames when you come back.

    Common technique for a lot of ice climbers around the Valdez Alaska area....

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    4finger previously posted:
    "shgjhghghhghghg"

    the funny thing is, I think we all knew exactly what noise he was refering too when he typed this. There is something wrong with all of us that could identify that noise.

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    I like it better when you hear the noise,(not that its a good thing, but at least you have a clue) its no fun to get the silent death of a transmission pump.(which has accounted for most my automatic failures)

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    Chris previously posted:
    "Since we're having some MN temps right now it's time to use some appropriate warming techniques. I suggest my neighbors favorite - remove the legs from your grill, throw on some charcoal, light it and slide it under the truck for a few hours and hope it's not in flames when you come back."

    Might not be a good idea
    http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_17272515

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    I haven't been to the truck at all today since I'm in class....but hopefully after my test tonight i'll go there and get AAA to tow it back to campus so I can see what the issue is without having to walk 1.5 miles every time I wanna check it out.

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    You guys were right. Just happend to be too cold to get the transfer case in gear. All is good. The H55f is for a later time!

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    Great to hear! Let er warm up a bit next time! Gearoil is thick in the cold.

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    Yeah. Lesson learned.

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    Volcom previously posted:

    Holy crap! Talk about coincidence.

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    i imagine that was one ice-encased truck after being hosed down with a fire hose at -30 degrees!!

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    Well Chris did say to hope it is not in flames when you come back...the trucker must have omitted that step.

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