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    Ouch! Not sure if I sympathize with the refusal, or not!

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    Well, what do you say to that?

    "That really bites!"
    "That really sucks!"

    Or, since it is that neck of the woods (in more than one way):

    "Oh Bullocks!"

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    Reminds me of the punch line for the old snake bite joke:

    "Sorry, the doctor says that you are going to die."

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    Sunshine24 previously posted:
    "although very awkward that was life and death man!"

    Sorry I don't care how close a friend he is, he's going to die, unless I can get him into the ER!

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    i would have to agree, that is very awkward.

    *opps forgot to quote.

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    RockyMtnHigh previously posted:
    "Sorry I don't care how close a friend he is, he's going to die, unless I can get him into the ER!"

    the better the friend the faster you drive.

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    Java previously posted:
    " the better the friend the faster you drive."


    hahahahahaha...

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    who pisses with there pants at there knees????? is he 3. yeah he would die gas is expensive down there

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    Java previously posted:
    " the better the friend the faster you drive."



    Tricky69 previously posted:
    "who pisses with there pants at there knees????? is he 3."

    I assumed he was taking a dump, but they may do things differently down there, who knows!

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    OUCH! (And I'm sure the friend was like: "yeeaa, but.... get in the car. Fast"!)

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    RockyMtnHigh previously posted:
    "Sorry I don't care how close a friend he is, he's going to die, unless I can get him into the ER!"

    I couldn't agree more!

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    Bitten on my wedding tackle - of course I get the anatomy but the phrase is bizarre! I thought I knew all the euphemisms until reading that!

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    Maybe they only use it on their weddings.

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    Okay Jon but where does the "tackle" come in

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    Maybe it's a bit of sport before the act?????

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    If I ever get married again it won't be to an Aussie!

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    RockyMtnHigh previously posted:
    "I don't care how close a friend he is, he's going to die, unless I can get him into the ER!"


    Guess I won't be fishing in the rattlesnake-infested mountains with you anymore. :whatAreYouThinking:

    (And if I do, I won't be exposing the wedding tackle.)


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    Chris previously posted:
    "I thought I knew all the euphemisms until reading that!"

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...dding%20tackle

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    I thought/expected a more definitive explanation out of you Rob!

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