Extra presents under the tree... check.
Bites taken from cookies... check.
Carrots nibbled on... check.
Milk all gone... check...
Stocking filled... check.
Santa is going to call it a night!!!
Extra presents under the tree... check.
Bites taken from cookies... check.
Carrots nibbled on... check.
Milk all gone... check...
Stocking filled... check.
Santa is going to call it a night!!!
... for a well-earned rest.
Your santa?
YOU ARE SANTA??
Well, hell....I mean nothing wrong with you being Santa n all, but that kinda blows the North Pole, dude in red suit with beard , sleigh, and reindeer stuff I have always looked forward to....
Have a great Christmas!
Ummmm - Yeah that's me. I'm Santa! I look a little different on the trails with you guys, but yes, I have the red suit, bearded face, winter house at the North Pole... the whole nine yards..! Reindeer are my best friends, they just eat a lot. I'll see you all again next year! BE GOOD!!!
Thanks Santa, the grandkids had a wonderful time. I imagine they still are but we had to leave to go home and take a nap!
Keep up the good work.
Do we send the CC bills run up by the Christmas elves to your house or the North Pole?
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Chris in Florida
No - you keep the bills. They were stocking stuffers!
You forgot to visit Afghanistan.
No, I was there... I left you all my BEST wishes and sincere thanks! You ROCK!
WOW!!! MY thoughts of santa improved------ALOT!!!: bad bad bad bad thoughts
Go Santa!