Since platypus can lay eggs and produce breast milk, wouldn't that make them the only mammals who can make their own custard?
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Since platypus can lay eggs and produce breast milk, wouldn't that make them the only mammals who can make their own custard?
Have you not been out wheeling lately?
:D
Hmmm, didn't Aaron say he was off the pain meds? :lmao:
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Found out there are at least two other possible custard makers in existence. And of course they are from Australia.
People say "Live in the present" , however the present is only a nanosecond, so don't we really live in the past and future at the same time? Ok, just woke up a while ago and it's Monday gimme a break :)
today was the safest (relatively) day to stare at the sun. any other day you don't get the brief break.
RACECAR spelled backwards says RACECAR...
[QUOTE=TJS86TOY;316601]People say "Live in the present" , however the present is only a nanosecond, so don't we really live in the past and future at the same time? Ok, just woke up a while ago and it's Monday gimme a break :)[/QUOTE]
Damn true.
Mountain Goats are not true goats. They are antelopes.
Goatelopes!
The eclipse didn't blind people like I thought it might, but it did something weird to them. I just lived through five Mondays in a row at work. Tomorrow is Saturday, right???
Where would one find a hamster out in the wild?
Guinea Pigs aren't related to pigs and aren't from New Guinea.
huh...
[video=youtube;xAB9-VGIkzM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAB9-VGIkzM[/video]
Although platypuses are born out of leathery eggs, the babies nurse like mammals from their mother. Female platypuses, however, don’t have nipples. Instead, the [URL="http://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/past-exhibitions/extreme-mammals/meet-your-relatives/platypus"]milk oozes out of mammary gland ducts[/URL] on their abdomen and babies drink up by sucking it out of their mother’s fur.
"If you don't have the time to do it right, when will you have the time to do it over?" -John Wooden
If my weight was 99 pounds, and I ate 1 pound of nachos, would I become 1% nacho?
Or, since the human body is comprised of nitrogen (na), carbon (C), Hydrogen (H), and oxygen (O), would I just remain 100% naCHO?
Unfortunately na is sodium so you would have to be nchos, which are salty.
[QUOTE=Getaklu;318291]Unfortunately na is sodium so you would have to be nchos, which are salty.[/QUOTE]
Lol, you mean they wouldn't be salty...
This is what I get for randomly thinking. I should leave it for those with more brain power.
You are correct sir. They are salty as we know them, making them exceptional with a cold beer. If the sodium was removed, they would not be salty. Still good with beer, just not salty.
And as the saying goes, if you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull stuff....
I like that line as well as "Figures never lie, but liars figure"
I really don’t mind getting older...
...but my body is taking it badly
Being a defendant keeps one from jury duty
You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
Today is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again
Never trust an atom (they make up everything)
I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
[B]Liberty and ignorance cannot co-exist, because [/B]
[B]"[I]He who sleeps on his rights has none."[/I][/B]
Easter is on April Fool's Day this year, which is kinda awesome.
[QUOTE=Brucker;321601]Easter is on April Fool's Day this year, which is kinda awesome.[/QUOTE]
Ironic much!
At least I think it is.
I have neither the time nor the crayons needed to explain this to you.
I think women have a hard time deciding what they want to eat because the last time they did all humanity plunged into sin and death.
No matter how big a hammer you use, one can not drive common sense into stupid people
You can lead a horses ass to water, but you can't make them think...
Ignorance must be bliss
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"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin
"One of America’s favorite liberal phrases?" :lmao: [URL="https://techcrunch.com/2014/02/14/how-the-world-butchered-benjamin-franklins-quote-on-liberty-vs-security/"]
https://techcrunch.com/2014/02/14/how-the-world-butchered-benjamin-franklins-quote-on-liberty-vs-security/[/URL]
[QUOTE=Paul;322513]"One of America’s favorite liberal phrases?" :lmao: [URL="https://techcrunch.com/2014/02/14/how-the-world-butchered-benjamin-franklins-quote-on-liberty-vs-security/"]
https://techcrunch.com/2014/02/14/how-the-world-butchered-benjamin-franklins-quote-on-liberty-vs-security/[/URL][/QUOTE]
I was always taught that Franklin was not describing some struggle between a governmental power and individual liberty. He was describing an effective self-government that in the service of security would be the very liberty it would be contemptible to trade. Am I wrong?